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Created on 2006-02-23 03:42:18 (#9592243), last updated 2006-08-25

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Name:	batman_57
Birthdate:	11-22

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I wasn't always the handsome man you know today. Oh no. It all started in Mother Russia. I was living in a cardboard box. Times were rough then, but I managed. You see, when I was born, my mother put me up for adoption. No one would take me because of my hideous face. I had the face of the monster Carmen. Anywho. I was left to fend for myself. One day a Russian Mobster saw me and told me he would make me a star. So I packed up my cardboard box and we swam all the way to America. On the way over we saw amazing things. Oil burning, gas prices sky rocketing, and people mocking the president. When we arrived he booked me on the famous show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. My looks changed and I became famous. And if i dont hurry up emily is going to beat me down. so blah. im finishing it tomorrow.

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